“So there’s this blog called Peach Pundit, and this dude named Erick runs it, right? And he lets his friends post on the front page about stuff? But then Spacey G starts putting stuff on there that Erick doesn’t like.
“So Erick’s like ‘no way Spacey your posts SUCK!’ and she’s like ‘Nuh-Uh!’
“Wait, it gets better. So then Spacey posts something about NATIONAL politics instead of LOCAL politics, and Erick’s like ‘dude that is so messed up’ and Spacey’s like ‘NO WAY’ and then Erick TOTALLY kicks her off his website!
“OHMIGOSH!
“And then, Spacey’s all mad and calls Erick names and says he can’t parent his children or something, and then she says he TOTALLY MIXES HIS METAPHORS! And, I think she took him off her top 8 friends at MySpace, and he’s soooo totally not getting any more text messages from her
“Wait, there’s more!
“So then Erick’s like ‘I had to do it cause you’re screwing things up’ and then Spacey goes all ‘BLAH BLAH BLAH’ and then Peach Pundit goes down for scheduled maintenance or something for like, a zillion hours last night!
“And then everyone starts taking sides, and stuff, and I think we’re all gonna meet in the courtyard and fight at recess LOL!
August 12, 2008 at 4:55 pm
I’ve already kicked Erick’s ass on the playground. Many years ago. I broke a nail. Never again.
August 12, 2008 at 6:02 pm
[...] Well done. [...]
August 12, 2008 at 6:03 pm
She did. I’ve had a thing for S&M ever since.
August 12, 2008 at 11:59 pm
It disturbs me that I understood every word.
August 14, 2008 at 8:06 pm
[...] OMG! LOL! WTF?! “So there’s this blog called Peach Pundit, and this dude named Erick runs it, right? And he lets his friends post [...] [...]
August 16, 2008 at 11:30 pm
[...] OMG! LOL! WTF?! “So there’s this blog called Peach Pundit, and this dude named Erick runs it, right? And he lets his friends post [...] [...]
August 7, 2009 at 7:35 pm
[...] inspired by gray [...]
August 19, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Lol. You don’t know me but Lol….Also…C-C-C-COMBO BREAKKKEEEERRR