The Greater Hall Chamber of Commerce will have an Eggs and Issues breakfast on December 10th at 7:30 am. Anyone willing to spend $22 for a breakfast and bullshit session may attend. Those without money need not R.S.V.P.
First on the menu will be our Lt. Gov., K.C. Cagle. K.C. will define securities fraud and how to spot it. Lt. Gov. Cagle is an expert on securities fraud. His presentation will include how to start a corporation with a million shares of stock, never file a tax return, and then use that corporation as a stepping stone to a banking and finance career.
After his presentation, K.C. will be helping future GOP leaders with resume’ writing, reference building, and the proper use of an alias.
December 2, 2009 at 9:22 am
Will that be followed up with a panel discussion on how to use church functions and appearances at non-profit fundraisers to aid your campaign?
December 2, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Hey! That would be worth the $22 for eggs.
Wanna go?
December 2, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Sorry, being a victim of the “economic downturn”, I cannot see supporting those who had a hand in my downfall (though I know “mainstreet middle class” is a myth to these folks).
December 2, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Yeah.
I’d have to pan handle for two days to just choke on some upper class eggs.
I wonder how to define mainstream middle class?
Has a trust fund, an iPod, iPhone, wireless earpiece, and a press agent?
Can we be mainstream without a press agent?
I’m feeling so left behind.
Oh the irony. The invisible ‘are’ the left behind.
Do you get it?
December 2, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Let’s see–I don’t have a trust fund, an iPod, iPhone, wireless earpiece or a press agent. I guess that just makes me plain old poor.
December 3, 2009 at 12:45 pm
me and you both.
<- is too poor to pay attentio…
December 3, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Yes, but we have our outstanding morals and common sense to keep us warm. Their not to tasty, though.
December 3, 2009 at 2:03 pm
How about the Dems meeting Saturday morning?
Ryan’s SteakHouse… no real eggs plenty of greasy food … nothing healthy.
I might even buy.